Mergers

Watch for these mergers in late 2003 and make yourself a bundle.
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace
will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become Polly, Warner, Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and Campbell’s Soup and issue forth as
MMMGood.
4. Zippo, Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge to
become, of course, ZipAudiDoDa.
5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and
become FedUp.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell
Honeychild.
7. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat’l Org. of Women will become Knott NOW.