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I really don’t have a clue what possessed me when I thought I would be able to update every day this week!
It’s the end of the month, aka ‘hell week’ for me at work, getting all my paperwork done and making sure the month balances (and with my co-workers, that takes some doing!)
couple that with the fact that I seem to be determined to update every committee page I have, and being up to my neck in code…(to which Jet said, “You’re always up to your neck in code”…she’s right…but it’s FUN for me *s*)
posting, again, took a back seat…*sighs*
but I did find the cutest thing while cleaning out my in-box today, and with the ranting I’ve been doing lately about my co-workers, it’s very fitting *g* you can click below to read it.


These are ACTUAL supervisor quotes taken from employee performance evaluations —
1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”
2. “I would not allow this employee to breed.”
3. “This employee is really not much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.”
4. “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
5. “When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change feet.”
6. “He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”
7. “This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”
8. “He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”
9. “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
10. “This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.”
11. “Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.”
12. “A gross ignoramus — 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.”
13. “He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.”
14. “I would like to go hunting with him sometime.”
15. “He’s been working with glue too much.”
16. “He would argue with a signpost.”
17. “He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”
18. “When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.”
19. “If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.”
20. “A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.”
21. “A prime candidate for natural DE-selection.”
22. “Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.”
23. “Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.”
24. “He’s got two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.”
25. “If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”
26. “If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.”
27. “If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.”
28. “It’s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.”
29. “One neuron short of a synapse.”
30. “Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.”
31. “Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
32. “The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”

8 Replies to “What was I thinking?”

  1. You totally MADE my day!! I am still cracking up!! I just have to copy and paste this and send it to my Mom!! She’ll love it!! Have a great weekend sweetie! 🙂

  2. This is MEAN! Hilarious but mean! I would like to see the performance evaluations done on these supervisors by the manager!

  3. Well damn, I was saving that one to post when I ran out of other items to post about………….but aren’t they great????????? *big smile*

  4. And for the record you stay in constant “tech” mode ~ hense why you start bitching about my computer I just say “yeah yeah” move along………..LOL

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