Everything I've learned....

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You know how that saying goes......Everything I've learned, I learned from....

In this case, the sentence ends...."my sister."

We were gardening this weekend, and took a brief break. I have NO idea how we got on this subject, but she taught me that I need to be wary of "BUTT DROP."

My God, please don't tell me that one more thing is going to happen to my body, much less my butt! If my butt drops, I'm going to need a WAGON to carry it around.

As we age, why couldn't we have problems like having TOO MUCH hair on our heads.....and NO hair on our upper lips? Couldn't God have been kind and given us svelt bodies as a reward for making it to old age?

At least Sis gave me the low-down on which Land's End swimsuit to buy, and she warned me to order the long-torso version. It pains me to think what the experience of trying on the regular version might have been. (wincing)

I wonder what else I'm going to learn from my sisters?

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