Watch for these mergers in late 2003 and make yourself a bundle.
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace
will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become Polly, Warner, Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and Campbell's Soup and issue forth as
MMMGood.
4. Zippo, Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge to
become, of course, ZipAudiDoDa.
5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and
become FedUp.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell
Honeychild.
7. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat'l Org. of Women will become Knott NOW.
Comments (4)
Some old, some new, all good. I must love bad jokes.
Posted by Wichi Dude | August 29, 2003 5:41 PM
Posted on August 29, 2003 17:41
just when i needed a good laugh...thanks for this post!
from my blopg - in answer to your question about the cotton, sort of...the cotton can have either white or pink blossoms - depends on the variety, and sometimes you see a mixed planting...we have corn here, but not beans like the midwest (managed to see those fields once - amazing!)
here in cali's central valley we grow just about everything - you just need to know where to look...
Peace...PJ
Posted by PJ | August 29, 2003 6:17 PM
Posted on August 29, 2003 18:17
...glad to see you ain't wasting your time at the computer :^)...very clever :^)..
Posted by billy | August 29, 2003 7:08 PM
Posted on August 29, 2003 19:08
nobody's threatened to spank you for this yet....????????
Posted by Mike | September 2, 2003 4:52 PM
Posted on September 2, 2003 16:52