Wickedly Funny Woman (Arrrgh!!!)

I attend an exercise class three mornings a week with other people who are roughly my age. Well.....I TRY to attend three days a week.

We have a woman in class who has the most wickedly funny sense of humor. She's a leprechaun with a twinkle in her eye, always looking for a way to spice up the class.

Today, she had a roll of masking tape in her hand when class started. I should have been worried. VERY worried. But you know, those of us who are naturally innocent never see what's coming.

Last week we had a sub in class, who skipped my favorite part of the class. We hold a three foot pole and using one hand at a time, work our fingers up and down the pole. Everyone else in class HATES this exercise. I love it because it's the easiest thing Slave Driver asks us to do. I don't have to bend over and I don't have to raise my hands over my head. All I have to do is wiggle my fingers.

When Slave Driver returned to class I complained bitterly about missing the exercise on Wednesday, so she stopped the CD, and replayed the song so we could do the exercise twice! YES!!! Of course there were a LOT of boos in the room.

Today, Wickedly Funny Woman stealthily inched her way across the room until she was near me when the finger song started. I heard this RIIIIIIIIIP....and all of a sudden, my hand was taped to the pole with wads of masking tape. She ran around me taping my arm to my chest and then ran the tape down my leg before our Wonderful Teacher came to my rescue.

I have to think of a suitable response to this affront. I can't let WFW get away with this. There has to be SOMETHING to top this....

Of course, it has to be something that doesn't hurt, isn't permanent, won't ruin the wood floor, and is funny. Any thoughts??

It could be difficult, because this is a woman who is not afraid to wear a bunny suit, complete with ears and nose, to class.

Maybe an ad in the local paper.....

Sorry, no pictures at 10:00.