Well....actually "threesome" is more correct here. I was listening to WGN yesterday. They have two women, Kathy and Judy, who do a morning show, and you NEVER know what you're likely to hear there.
Kathy was off on jury duty, so Judy was talking with listeners. I'm not sure what the original subject was, but one woman called in, and Kathy talked to her for more than fifteen minutes, a long time on this show. Callers who don't care to reveal their name are called "Rhonda" on this show. Rhonda had married at 59, and has been married for about three years. She was concerned that she was too laid back to please her husband sexually.
Judy, who never misses a chance to ask a personal question, probed about Rhonda's sex life. It seems that this woman has occasionally role-played, and worn black stockings, and participated along these lines with her husband, but she felt that he deserved more than she was capable of giving him.
(Right there, I thought.....LADY....he's probably getting more than a lot of guys get!)
So....out of love for him, Rhonda told him that on his 65th birthday he could explore his favorite fantasy, and make love to two women.
My mind ran amuck with questions and thoughts. Luckily, Judy was right there with me, and drew the woman out. *G* First, she said that she would not be one of the two women. It is to be just one night. Judy asked if she would be choosing the women, and Rhonda sounded appalled at the thought. She said it was her husband's problem to find the women.
Then....she muttered something like "I can just see myself getting arrested for pandering." Can't you just see her husband getting arrested for hitting on undercover cops?
Judy brought up some things that troubled me. First, what happens if it turns out this man absolutely loves this activity? Will she divorce him if he chooses to make it a way of life? Second, how will he manage the AIDS aspect of this kind of relationship? Even if the women are certified as being free from AIDS, there is still the risk that they could have contracted it after being certified.
Rhonda also admitted she had some difficulty with the morality of the offer. It turns out that she is a Sunday school teacher. I don't think I need to expand on that. You all get the picture.
Judy wanted to know if they were telling their friends about this promise. Judy would be spreading the word around the entire neighborhood, but Rhonda blanched at the thought! They were keeping the promise a tight secret. (Yea, honey....talking about it on a radio station that reaches eleven states, not including those who listen through their computers! I kinda think the neighbors know now! lol)
And when I told a friend about this story....his comment was "....probably kill the poor bugger.............lot to be said for goin out with a bang..."
Comments (5)
Good grief! Has the world gone bonkers? Rhonda is nuts and the guys (Rhonda's hubby and your friend) are beyond the pale.
Posted by Cop Car | March 13, 2004 4:27 PM
Posted on March 13, 2004 16:27
Cop Car, I was astounded to see that the response on the part of the men seems to be running about three to one in favor of this. The theme that keeps running through the comments is that this is "every man's favorite fantasy."
It's been my experience that fantasies aren't meant to be pursued.
Posted by Buffy | March 13, 2004 10:37 PM
Posted on March 13, 2004 22:37
...I'm just *not* going to join in with this one :^)...
Posted by billy | March 14, 2004 8:04 AM
Posted on March 14, 2004 08:04
...ok...'cos you complained :^)...
...how do you make five punds of fat appealing to man?...you put a nipple on it :^)...which means that the thought of *four* breasts is bound to be every man's fantasy :^)...but there again. it is also every man's fantasy to score the winning goal/touchdown/homerun...and I think that mrs.imabouttolosemyhusband should try fulfilling her husband's *other* fantasies first, before she starts to tempt fate...
...and, deep down inside, past all the bluster, I think that all any man really, really wants is to be an excellent lover - so he may fantasize about "satisfying" two women but he would probably be happy if he could just make one very happy...a better b'day present might be acting lessons for the wife, forget the role playing, try the "satisfied wife" act :^)...
...did you *really* want me to comment :^)...
Posted by billy | March 15, 2004 2:56 PM
Posted on March 15, 2004 14:56
YES....I DID! And I'm so glad you did. Your response was just what I was looking for. And I agree that mrsabouttoloosemyhusband SHOULD focus on his other fantasies...but I rather think she doesn't understand what they are, and how simple it might be to satisfy them.
Despite the "Women are from Venus...." books, I don't think that the majority of women are any closer to understanding men. When we accidently do something that pleases them, we make a little note in our book and tuck it away for future reference. I don't doubt that guys are just as confused about women. God must laugh all the time!
Posted by Buffy | March 15, 2004 9:47 PM
Posted on March 15, 2004 21:47