Lift me up

I need someone to take me by the hand and lead me out the back door. Or, give me a swift kick in the tush!
I have been thinking about gardening all morning. I just need to go do it! Isn’t that what Nike says? Just Do It!
I want my garden to be beautiful. I know how to get started making it look better. I’m just feeling very lazy.
Maybe admitting to all of you that I’m a sloth will embarrass me enough to get me going. I hope! *G*