{"id":72,"date":"2002-11-09T22:18:14","date_gmt":"2002-11-09T22:18:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/blog\/?p=72"},"modified":"2002-11-09T22:18:14","modified_gmt":"2002-11-09T22:18:14","slug":"feeling_old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/blog\/feeling_old\/","title":{"rendered":"feeling old?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure we&#8217;ve all seen these in one form or another, but I&#8217;ve always enjoyed reading them, so if it bores you just move along :biggrin<br \/>\nJust in case you weren&#8217;t feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mind set of this year&#8217;s incoming freshmen.<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s this year&#8217;s list:<br \/>\nThe people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1983.<br \/>\nThey are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.<br \/>\nTheir lifetime has always included AIDS.<br \/>\nBottle caps have always been screw off and plastic!<br \/>\nThe CD was introduced the year they were born.<br \/>\nThey have always had an answering machine.<br \/>\nThey have always had cable.<br \/>\nThey cannot fathom not having a remote control.<br \/>\nJay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.<br \/>\nPopcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.<br \/>\nThey never took a swim and thought about Jaws.<br \/>\nThey can&#8217;t imagine what hard contact lenses are.<br \/>\nThey don&#8217;t know who Mork was or where he was from.<br \/>\nThey never heard: &#8220;Where&#8217;s the Beef?&#8221;, &#8220;I&#8217;d walk a mile for a Camel&#8221;, or &#8220;de plane Boss, de plane&#8221;.<br \/>\nThey do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J.R. even is.<br \/>\nMichael Jackson has always been white.<br \/>\nMcDonald&#8217;s never came in Styrofoam containers. They don&#8217;t have a clue how to use a typewriter.<br \/>\nDo you feel old yet? :sad<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure we&#8217;ve all seen these in one form or another, but I&#8217;ve always enjoyed reading them, so if it bores you just move along [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-to-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}