{"id":962,"date":"2006-02-07T19:50:20","date_gmt":"2006-02-08T02:50:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/aversions\/"},"modified":"2006-02-07T19:50:20","modified_gmt":"2006-02-08T02:50:20","slug":"aversions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/aversions\/","title":{"rendered":"Aversions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I steeled myself tonight, and admitted a long time aversion.  Dear Husband was watching a show about dirty jobs.  I asked, &#8220;WHY, do you enjoy that.&#8221;  He said it was because it was about jobs that he wouldn&#8217;t want to do.  &#8220;So WHY do you watch it?&#8221;<br \/>\nI never did get a good answer.<br \/>\nDH will watch virtually anything science.  He loves the programs that guess about the creation of the universe, or about probes and satellites we&#8217;ve sent into outer space.  He likes archeology, and geology, and those goofy programs where college kids are given a bag of parts or limitations and told to go forth and create the winning machine.<br \/>\nHe LOVES old WWII movies.  We tuned in to one where they were landing planes on an aircraft carrier, with Robert Taylor and Walter Pigeon.  We&#8217;ve seen enough of these movies to be able to write one, so I started calling out the possibilities&#8230;..his tire is going to fall off on landing, he&#8217;s going to overshoot the mark and hit the other planes, he&#8217;s going to hit the tower, he&#8217;s going to go over the edge into the drink.  And finally&#8230;..the SHARKS will get him.<br \/>\nI am sick unto death about SHARK SHOWS!!  We ALL know how dangerous sharks are, yet there must easily be 24 documentaries showing a photographer being slooooowwwwly lowered into the water in a cage while some jerk drops shark bait around him.  It&#8217;s no surprise the shark tries to chew through the cage to get at the man photographing him.  Men seem to be fixated on sharks and their danger, and I have to tell you ladies and gentlemen, I have an aversion to shark shows!<br \/>\nI can deal with the science shows, and I&#8217;ll sit through all the WWII movies, but we&#8217;ve seen our last shark show.<br \/>\nBuffy&#8217;s Blacklist<br \/>\n1.  SHARK SHOWS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I steeled myself tonight, and admitted a long time aversion. Dear Husband was watching a show about dirty jobs. I asked, &#8220;WHY, do you enjoy that.&#8221; He said it was because it was about jobs that he wouldn&#8217;t want to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/aversions\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}