…but not quite.
\nCosmo almost got me to buy their magazine. There was an astounding blurb on the cover that was almost successful. But I resisted.
\nI was rounding the corner into the checkout lane at the grocery store, and noticed the magazines in the racks on the end cap. While I waited to get to the conveyor, I noticed a blurb on the cover.
\n“His Butt!”
\nYup…..I almost bought the magazine. The article purported to tell you about your relationship based on your guy’s butt. If you read the fine print, it suggested you GRASP…..or maybe it was “fondle” said butt….and then they would tell you based on his reaction what kind of relationship you have.
\nWho needs a magazine to tell them THAT??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
…but not quite. Cosmo almost got me to buy their magazine. There was an astounding blurb on the cover that was almost successful. But I resisted. I was rounding the corner into the checkout lane at the grocery store, and … Continue reading