{"id":629,"date":"2004-12-05T22:10:08","date_gmt":"2004-12-06T05:10:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/i_conned_a_cat\/"},"modified":"2004-12-05T22:10:08","modified_gmt":"2004-12-06T05:10:08","slug":"i_conned_a_cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/i_conned_a_cat\/","title":{"rendered":"I Conned a Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had to con my cat today.<br \/>\nEd does not care for parties.  He actually likes a few of the members of my family, but he doesn&#8217;t do well when they come to visit in droves.  He must have known something was up this morning, because there was cleaning going on, when we should have been having a quiet morning.<br \/>\nWhen the door was open a moment too long, he beat a retreat, and spent the day hunting outside.  Since it was in the 40s today, I figured he would be fine outside, and generally ignored him.<br \/>\nAs it got dark, someone managed to get him into the garage, but my Mother couldn&#8217;t get him to come into the house.  I tried, and he snooted me.<br \/>\nSo&#8230;.I left the door from the mudroom to the garage ajar, and turned out the lights.  Then I left the door from the mudroom to the rest of the house ajar.  A few minutes later there was a streak of black as the cat flew through the house to the safety of my office.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s nice to know that I still have the touch!  *G*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to con my cat today. Ed does not care for parties. He actually likes a few of the members of my family, but he doesn&#8217;t do well when they come to visit in droves. He must have known &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/i_conned_a_cat\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}