{"id":608,"date":"2004-11-13T16:25:09","date_gmt":"2004-11-13T23:25:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/puns\/"},"modified":"2004-11-13T16:25:09","modified_gmt":"2004-11-13T23:25:09","slug":"puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/puns\/","title":{"rendered":"Puns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My husband is addicted to puns.  In all fairness, I have to say that I love them too, but we like different types of puns.  He is likely to go for the quick and dirty, the most obvious, hit them over the head, BAD sort of puns, while I tend to like the long involved stories that need to be read or at least told by a master story teller.<br \/>\nMy mother has been living with us for the last fifteen years, and this week, I discovered that DH has swayed her over to the dark side.<br \/>\nWe were driving home from an errand, and we saw a sea gull perched upon a light standard.  It was so perfectly situated that it looked like  it was a statue.  As we drove by, Mother turned to me and said  &#8220;I can&#8217;t decide if that was a boy or a gull.&#8221;<br \/>\nBa-dump bump!<br \/>\nWhat did I do to deserve this??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My husband is addicted to puns. In all fairness, I have to say that I love them too, but we like different types of puns. He is likely to go for the quick and dirty, the most obvious, hit them &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/puns\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}