{"id":529,"date":"2004-08-13T16:16:08","date_gmt":"2004-08-13T23:16:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/may_i_have_your_attention_please\/"},"modified":"2004-08-13T16:16:08","modified_gmt":"2004-08-13T23:16:08","slug":"may_i_have_your_attention_please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/may_i_have_your_attention_please\/","title":{"rendered":"May I Have Your Attention, Please?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pay close attention here.  I&#8217;m only going to say this once:<br \/>\nThe following two posts are prime examples of how I write when I have had about four hours of sleep and my head is practically falling onto the keyboard with the need for a nap.<br \/>\nSince I am still sleep deprived, it took me a few moments to determine just what was wrong.<br \/>\nDisregard the following posts, or if you can&#8217;t do that, don&#8217;t worry.  I just need sleep!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pay close attention here. I&#8217;m only going to say this once: The following two posts are prime examples of how I write when I have had about four hours of sleep and my head is practically falling onto the keyboard &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/may_i_have_your_attention_please\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}