{"id":488,"date":"2004-06-17T12:55:46","date_gmt":"2004-06-17T19:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/creation_according_to_the_beagle\/"},"modified":"2004-06-17T12:55:46","modified_gmt":"2004-06-17T19:55:46","slug":"creation_according_to_the_beagle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/creation_according_to_the_beagle\/","title":{"rendered":"Creation, According to the Beagle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A good friend, knowing how I feel about loosing Defer, sent this to me.  I don&#8217;t know who the author is, or I would willingly give them credit.  It reminded me of what you come to learn when you choose to be the companion of a Beagle.   THis cheered me up, and I hope it will give you a smile.<br \/>\nCreation, According to the Beagle<br \/>\nOn the first day of creation, God created the beagle.<br \/>\nOn the second day, God created man to serve the beagle.<br \/>\nOn the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the beagle.<br \/>\nOn the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the beagle.<br \/>\nOn the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the beagle might or might not retrieve it.<br \/>\nOn the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the beagle healthy and the man broke<br \/>\nOn the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the beagle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A good friend, knowing how I feel about loosing Defer, sent this to me. I don&#8217;t know who the author is, or I would willingly give them credit. It reminded me of what you come to learn when you choose &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/creation_according_to_the_beagle\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}