{"id":403,"date":"2004-03-18T14:10:29","date_gmt":"2004-03-18T21:10:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/microwaves\/"},"modified":"2004-03-18T14:10:29","modified_gmt":"2004-03-18T21:10:29","slug":"microwaves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/microwaves\/","title":{"rendered":"Microwaves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a mircowave with a carousel.  I put my mug of tea in the microwave and it circles round and round as it heats.<br \/>\nRecently it occured to me that when I open the door to retrieve the cup it is ALWAYS as far away from me as it can get.  Of course, that means the handle is facing away from me, too.   I swear there are gremlins at work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a mircowave with a carousel. I put my mug of tea in the microwave and it circles round and round as it heats. Recently it occured to me that when I open the door to retrieve the cup &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/microwaves\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}