{"id":400,"date":"2004-03-15T22:12:48","date_gmt":"2004-03-16T05:12:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/hospital_corners\/"},"modified":"2004-03-15T22:12:48","modified_gmt":"2004-03-16T05:12:48","slug":"hospital_corners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/hospital_corners\/","title":{"rendered":"Hospital Corners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you make your bed every day?<br \/>\nMy  mother taught me to make my bed each day.  I learned how to make &#8220;hospital corners&#8221; so that the upper sheet was tight and flat.  While I can&#8217;t drop a quarter and have it bounce, as my sister the Navy Officer was taught to do, I do make a reasonably good looking bed.<br \/>\nThe problem is, the very first thing Dear Husband does when he greets this newly made bed is to rip the top sheet out from the mattress.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nThis was a bone of contention between us for some time.  DH is a stomach sleeper.  With the sheet secured so tightly over the end of the mattress, there was no place for him to slide his feet.<br \/>\nSo, I&#8217;d go to all this effort to make my bed the correct way, and then have him destroy one side of it.  I got miffed, and stopped making the bed.  Then, of course, I realized that it didn&#8217;t bother HIM at all that the bed was an unmade mess.<br \/>\nI resumed making the bed to satisfy my own needs.  When I think we are likely to have visitors who might see our bedroom, I make the bed up correctly, tucking in HIS side just as tightly as I can.  Otherwise, my side of the bed anchors the covers and is always neat.<br \/>\nThe advantage of this is that generally I get all the covers when I want them.  Dear Husband still found a way to even up the odds.   He&#8217;s a little vertically challenged.  When he slithers down the bed so that he can hang his feet off then end, he takes the covers with.  I find myself crammed into the bottom half of the bed, trying to keep warm some night.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m going to adapt a pair of suspenders to attach to the bedding so that the covers stay in place through out the night. *GRIN*<br \/>\nWhen I read this entry to him, he said&#8230;. &#8220;Staples.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you make your bed every day? My mother taught me to make my bed each day. I learned how to make &#8220;hospital corners&#8221; so that the upper sheet was tight and flat. While I can&#8217;t drop a quarter and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/hospital_corners\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}