{"id":392,"date":"2004-03-02T22:54:35","date_gmt":"2004-03-03T05:54:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/snoring\/"},"modified":"2004-03-02T22:54:35","modified_gmt":"2004-03-03T05:54:35","slug":"snoring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/snoring\/","title":{"rendered":"Snoring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My cat snores.<br \/>\nMy dog SNORES.<br \/>\nMy stepson snores.<br \/>\nMY mother snore.<br \/>\nMy husband SNORES!!!!!<br \/>\nWhat are the chances I snore, too??<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nDamned good, I&#8217;d say!<br \/>\nHave you ever woken yourself up with your own snores?  If I sit in the upholstered chair in the living room after dinner, I fade away in seconds.  I&#8217;ve stopped sitting in the comfy chairs in the evening because it&#8217;s guaranteed that I&#8217;ll snore.  I can actually hear myself snore, and know that I need to wake up, but it takes that one SNORT! to do it.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s really embarrassing to wake and know that you&#8217;ve been entertaining everyone in the room, and that you&#8217;ve drooled, too.<br \/>\nI visited Jamie and Speedbump for a weekend a couple of years ago.  I was thrilled that they gave me Q15&#8217;s bedroom because it was in a wing all the way across the house.  Do you think that saved me?  Hell, NO!  Speedbump said something to the effect that he couldn&#8217;t believe it was me making all that noise.<br \/>\nAt least I know that HERE, I&#8217;m in good company!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My cat snores. My dog SNORES. My stepson snores. MY mother snore. My husband SNORES!!!!! What are the chances I snore, too??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}