Boooooooooo Hoooooooooo
\nBuffy the Vampire Slayer is coming to an end. Not that I watched it or anything…..
\nHere are 10 one liners we won’t forget, courtesy of the Chicago Tribune, Arts & Entertainment Section, Sunday, May 18, 2003:
\n1. “Comfy? I’m chained in a bathtub drinkin’ pig’s blood from a novelty mug. Doesn’t rank huge in the Zagat’s guide.” –Spike
\n2. “She just left. She didn’t even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared?”–Spike
\n3. “We’re drawing up a plan for world domination. The key element? Coffemakers that think.”–Riley
\n4. “Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.”–Giles (THIS IS MY PERSONAL FAV!)
\n5. “You’re not, by any chance, betraying your secret identity just to impress, um, cute boys, are you?”–Giles
\n6. “We can’t run. That would be wrong. Could we hide?”–Willow
\n7. “Why go to all the trouble to dig up three girls only to chop them up and throw them away? It doesn’t make any sense. Especially from a time management standpoint.”–Buffy
\n8. “You don’t just sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make a noise when you walk. You…stomp. Or yodel.”–Buffy
\n9. “Eww! Why is it that every conversation you poeple have has the word ‘corpse’ in it?–Cordelia
\n10. “I don’t like vampires. I’m going to take a stand and say they are not good.”–Xander
\nThere you have it…..the highlights of seven years of screen time! Kinda makes you wonder how they became a cult favorite.
\nI suppose this is the appropriate place to tell how I came to be called “Buffy.” About four years ago I decided that I was going to enter the life of on-line chatting. The very first obstacle I faced was the need for a nickname to get into the chatroom. You got it……in the background “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” was playing, and I borrowed her name. At the time it seemed reasonable. I had no idea that so many people would come to know me as “Buffy.” I am as unlike Sarah Michelle Gellar as a woman could be, but she provided a lot of cover, and some very stupid one liners, during my chatting days. I finally got tired of the masquerade and fessed up to being a “mature suburban matron” *G* but the name stuck. I truly envy those of you who are quick witted and can come up with repartee for every situation. Maybe if I associate with you a little of it will rub off. Until then…..”Hi! I’m Buffy!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Boooooooooo Hoooooooooo Buffy the Vampire Slayer is coming to an end. Not that I watched it or anything….. Here are 10 one liners we won’t forget, courtesy of the Chicago Tribune, Arts & Entertainment Section, Sunday, May 18, 2003: 1. … Continue reading