Do you read the “funny pages” in the newspaper? Some days that’s the only part of the newspaper I get the chance to see. I was browsing through the funnies as I ate lunch and realized that several of them perfectly described my life on New Year’s Eve.
\nAgnes’ friend invites her to party on New Year’s Eve. Agnes declines, saying she’ll just sit and watch. Her friend goes all out, and Agnes realizes she should have gone…..
\nI never read “Zits,” but today I did. The boys are laying around talking about their parent’s concept of a “party.” The upshot of the discussion is that the Amish have wilder parties than their parents.
\n“Shoe,” one of my favorites, ponders the idea that for every brain cell that dies, a fat cell is born. Now that’s down-right depressing!
\nAnd “Broom-Hilda” and her crowd describe exactly what will happen here tonight. We’ll start yawning about 8:00 and just give up on ushering the New Year in.
\nIt’s terrible to get to the point where you want to sleep more than you want to celebrate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Do you read the “funny pages” in the newspaper? Some days that’s the only part of the newspaper I get the chance to see. I was browsing through the funnies as I ate lunch and realized that several of them … Continue reading