{"id":322,"date":"2003-12-19T13:51:10","date_gmt":"2003-12-19T20:51:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/hold_the_pickle\/"},"modified":"2003-12-19T13:51:10","modified_gmt":"2003-12-19T20:51:10","slug":"hold_the_pickle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/hold_the_pickle\/","title":{"rendered":"Hold the pickle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning the alarm was set for 6:00.  I really didn&#8217;t want to get up that early, but I had a long list of things that had to be done before we left for exercise at 8:00.<br \/>\nI was burrowed into the covers, surrounded by my favorite pillows, hoping for a little more sleep when the radio blasted me with &#8220;I&#8217;m lovin&#8217; it!&#8221;<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know about you, but I think that ad campaign for McDonald&#8217;s STINKS!!  I don&#8217;t care for the rap style presentation, and I don&#8217;t care for the message, either.  It&#8217;s clearly aimed at very young, very juvenile listners.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nGone are the days of &#8220;Hold the pickle, Hold the lettuce, Special orders don&#8217;t upset us,&#8221; or &#8220;Have it YOUR way.&#8221;  Those of you who are a little older may remember &#8220;You deserve a break today,&#8221; or you might be able to sing the entire jingle that starts out &#8220;Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese&#8230;.&#8221;<br \/>\nI equate the &#8220;I&#8217;m lovin&#8217; it&#8221; campaign with the 501 Jeans commercials and the car commercials that don&#8217;t talk about their product.  This campaign is not about loving McDonald&#8217;s.  It&#8217;s about being KEWL!  It&#8217;s about image, not the product, and, it&#8217;s been my experience that those commercials that talk about the image of the buyer don&#8217;t have a lasting impact, because the buyer can&#8217;t remember what the product is!<br \/>\nLines like &#8220;Where&#8217;s the BEEF?&#8221; or &#8220;Nut&#8217;n&#8217;Honey!&#8221; or &#8220;Atsa spicy meatball&#8230;&#8221;, or even &#8220;AFLACK&#8221; are memorable, and they help you identify the product, rather that getting you to buy the product because YOU are kewllllll.  I suppose that it is commentary on the crappy quality of our products, that we have to avoid describing them, and focus on the buyer instead.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m shifting my radio over to the alarm.  I don&#8217;t want to hear &#8220;I&#8217;m loving it&#8221; first thing in the morning any more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning the alarm was set for 6:00. I really didn&#8217;t want to get up that early, but I had a long list of things that had to be done before we left for exercise at 8:00. I was burrowed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/hold_the_pickle\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}