The following post is an e-mail I received today. I have no idea who the editor is, but I want to thank them for amassing so many great quotes about dogs.
\nTHE BEST THOUGHTS ABOUT BEST FRIENDS
\n============================
\nThe reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead
\nof his tongue. — Anonymous
\nDon’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
\nwonderful. — Ann Landers
\nIf there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
\nthey went. — Will Rogers
\nThere is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
\n— Ben Williams
\nA dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
\nhimself.
\n— Josh Billings
\nThe average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
\n— Andy Rooney
\nWe give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
\nspare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has
\never made.
\n— M. Facklam
\nDogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
\nwho are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
\n–Sigmund Freud
\nIf I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
\nhave known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
\n— James Thurber
\nI wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing
\nin his water bowl.
\n— Penny Ward Moser
\nA dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
\nthree times before lying down.
\n— Robert Benchley
\nI wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
\nreligious cult. — Rita Rudner
\nDogs need to sniff the ground. It’s how they keep abreast of current
\nevents. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of
\nlate-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are
\noften continued in the next yard. — Dave Barry
\nAnybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
\n— Franklin P. Jones
\nMy dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can.
\nThat’s almost $21 in dog money. — Joe Weinstein
\nOutside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend. Inside of a
\ndog, it’s too dark to read. — Groucho Marx
\nEver consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
\nfrom a grocery store with the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half a
\ncow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth! — Anne Tyler
\nWomen and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
\nand get used to the idea.
\n— Robert A. Heinlein
\nN.B. Dear Husband’s favorite quote is probably the one by Grouch Marx, and mine is the one by Heinlein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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