Dear Husband has a new job for me. Somehow he has become aware that there are corporations which have blogs. He feels that I should now spend my time trying to match up bloggers and corporations.
\nI’ve pondered the small circle of blogs I currently read, and here are some of my recommendations.
\nFollowing Jamie’s latest post, I suspect that Penthouse or one of the men’s magazines might be our best bet, or better yet…..PLAYGIRL! (I guess this means we have to give up the phone sex idea, Jamie.)
\nDr. D, I can see several choices here. You could<\/b> blog for Coppertone, but I think you’d be a very eloquent spokesperson for Trojans!
\nBilly, perhaps you could make a splash by blogging for Depends, but I bet you’d opt for Spiderman comics.
\nSpeedbump, you could sweet talk the New Zealanders into being their blogging wizzard, but I bet you’d enjoy championing the Kiwi industry. WEG
\nI suppose it’s just too trite to assign Pepcid to Acidman, but DH would be thrilled that I opted for the simplest shot.
\nPob is already working at an airport. I doubt he’d want to blog for them. We need to find him a cushy job that will put him in contact with a LOT of beautiful women. Let’s see…….a modeling agency?? Maybe a casting agency. Hmm…perhaps he could blog for the Miss America contest!
\nWichiDude and the Dudette might be great spokespersons for the wine industry. Maybe the ‘Dude could blog for the Amateur Writer’s Association.
\nRed Eagle, who already has more than enough on her plate might be able to blog for Avon…….or perhaps for PartyLite!
\nBogie. Hmmm…..the Firefox woman……I can see her representing the wilds of Montana or Alaska. Or perhaps she could blog for animal adoption. Or maybe for Quizilla as they develop the newest quiz “What kind of animal owner will we let YOU be?”
\nEssay, how do you feel about being the blogger for Prozac??
\nDawn has the first hand experience to take on the Detroit Department of Streets.
\nCan’t you see T-bone as spokesblogger for Pampers??
\nOkay…..I’m sorry that I didn’t reach out to each and every one of you, but I need to eat my dinner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dear Husband has a new job for me. Somehow he has become aware that there are corporations which have blogs. He feels that I should now spend my time trying to match up bloggers and corporations. I’ve pondered the small … Continue reading