{"id":2315,"date":"2014-09-03T13:21:39","date_gmt":"2014-09-03T20:21:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/?p=2315"},"modified":"2014-09-03T13:21:39","modified_gmt":"2014-09-03T20:21:39","slug":"squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/squirrel\/","title":{"rendered":"#!$*&#038; Squirrel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last Thursday, I spent the better part of the day on my hands and knees planting iris from our previous home, as well as three plants my sister gave us as a house-warming gift. \u00a0I discovered that the dirt here is the pits. \u00a0It&#8217;s heavy clay filled with pebbles from house construction. \u00a0I pulled the heavy layer of mulch back, and dug holes large enough to accommodate three chunks of iris, added bonemeal and a little potting soil and nestled them into their new homes.<\/p>\n<p>We left for a wedding in Cleveland the following day. \u00a0I hoped the weather would be kind to the plants because I really want to have this bit of my previous gardens follow us to the new house.<\/p>\n<p>Monday night, Dear Husband was grilling our dinner and commented that some of the plants had been disrupted. \u00a0I said I&#8217;d take a look at it, and forgot about it. \u00a0The next morning, my sister was here to help unload the POD, and she said, &#8220;Look at that squirrel! \u00a0He just pulled that plant out and is rolling around with it!&#8221; \u00a0 Sure enough. \u00a0It had pulled the plant right out of the ground, and when it realized it wasn&#8217;t tasty, ran off to do some more damage.<\/p>\n<p>Every single plant that I had put into the ground had been ripped out! \u00a0I&#8217;ve re-planted them, but I think I need \u00a0to spray them with a red pepper spray to discourage visitors. \u00a0A friend on Facebook suggested scattering mothballs.<\/p>\n<p>There was an old tennis ball in the back yard. \u00a0I thought it might have been a dog toy that came over the fence. \u00a0Now, I think it might have been for squirrel re-training. \u00a0If I&#8217;d had it nearby when I saw that miserable rodent, I would have winged it right at it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Thursday, I spent the better part of the day on my hands and knees planting iris from our previous home, as well as three plants my sister gave us as a house-warming gift. \u00a0I discovered that the dirt here &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/squirrel\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2315"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2315"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2317,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2315\/revisions\/2317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}