I was reading Dear Abby today, and a young woman wrote in to say that she was in love, and she and her boyfriend were thinking about marrying, but there was one little problem. Her fiance claimed to be from another planet. This HAD to be a made up letter. What woman in her right mind would continue a relationship with someone who claimed to be an alien??
\nShe treated it as a joke until he began announcing his heritage to her family and friends. Even then, she was still considering marrying him! She said “I know he was born in Chicago.” (As if that makes him normal in any way…)
\nIf this is what their relationship was like at the start, think of where it’s going to go. She’ll be forced to accept every little change that comes along. He’ll say that it’s a requirement on his planet. This is just another guy who wants to have his own way, and has found a novel way to get it.
\nI’d put up with a lot of quirks, but I think I’d pass on this one. Now, I’ll find out that Fred is an alien…and all along I’ve been making excuses for him. It would explain his fixation with the Marx Brothers. *G*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I was reading Dear Abby today, and a young woman wrote in to say that she was in love, and she and her boyfriend were thinking about marrying, but there was one little problem. Her fiance claimed to be from … Continue reading