Watch for these mergers in late 2003 and make yourself a bundle.
\n1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace
\nwill merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
\n2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and
\nbecome Polly, Warner, Cracker.
\n3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and Campbell’s Soup and issue forth as
\nMMMGood.
\n4. Zippo, Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge to
\nbecome, of course, ZipAudiDoDa.
\n5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and
\nbecome FedUp.
\n6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell
\nHoneychild.
\n7. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat’l Org. of Women will become Knott NOW.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Watch for these mergers in late 2003 and make yourself a bundle. 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta … Continue reading