{"id":1596,"date":"2010-04-25T12:16:12","date_gmt":"2010-04-25T19:16:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/i_goofed\/"},"modified":"2010-04-25T12:16:12","modified_gmt":"2010-04-25T19:16:12","slug":"i_goofed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/i_goofed\/","title":{"rendered":"I Goofed!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I attend exercise three mornings a week (well, I&#8217;m supposed to go three mornings a week), and the woman who leads us is taking courses to certify as a yoga instructor.  When she needs to be away for the occasional class, she invites me to fill in for her.<br \/>\nI spent some time working on &#8220;cheat sheets&#8221; for the class.  I can&#8217;t remember the moves and call them without reminders, so I use poster board and write out the moves.  We tape them to the top of the mirrors in the dance studio, and I stand in the center of the front row.<br \/>\nI bit off more than I can chew this time.  I wanted to try to create the same exercises we have been doing for the past two or three weeks.  That meant that I would have to call four new cardio exercises!  FOUR!!  And, of course, I didn&#8217;t leave myself adequate time to rehearse.  I got a LOT of exercise in this past week, trying to learn to call those routines.<br \/>\nThings were going well Friday morning.  I managed to get us through about twenty minutes of exercise, and we were coming up to the last two cardio songs and a cool down.  We had almost finished the third cardio when I stopped in place.  Of course, they all did, too.  I&#8217;d been calling the moves for cardio four to the music for cardio three!<br \/>\nDuh!  I just can&#8217;t believe my ears didn&#8217;t realize what I was doing.  And, do you know, not ONE of the class told me something was wrong!  I was going to skip the last cardio and go on to the cool down and stretching, but they liked the song and were willing to repeat all the moves.<br \/>\nClearly, I&#8217;ll need to practice a LOT before I sub again in two weeks.  I&#8217;m lucky the class is filled with such nice people.  We got our exercise in, and that was what mattered, but I&#8217;m truly embarrassed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I attend exercise three mornings a week (well, I&#8217;m supposed to go three mornings a week), and the woman who leads us is taking courses to certify as a yoga instructor. When she needs to be away for the occasional &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/i_goofed\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1596"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}