{"id":136,"date":"2003-08-15T14:24:12","date_gmt":"2003-08-15T21:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/men_are_happier\/"},"modified":"2003-08-15T14:24:12","modified_gmt":"2003-08-15T21:24:12","slug":"men_are_happier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/men_are_happier\/","title":{"rendered":"Men Are Happier"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some clever person put this list together. I’d like to give them credit for it, but it’s one of those anonymous things circulating on the Internet. I’m posting it to show that I am not the only woman in the world who prefers a clean potty, Billy!<\/a>
\nWHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
\nWhat do you expect from such simple creatures!?
\nYour last name stays put.
\nThe garage is all yours.
\nWedding plans take care of themselves.
\nChocolate is just another snack.
\nYou can be president.
\nYou can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
\nYou can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
\nCar mechanics tell you the truth.
\nThe world is your urinal.
\nYou never have to drive to another gas station
\nbecause this one’s just too icky. <\/b>
\nYou don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
\nSame work, more pay.
\nWrinkles add character.
\nWedding dress – $5000; tux rental – $100.
\nPeople never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
\nThe occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
\nNew shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
\nOne mood, ALL the time.
\nPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
\nYou know stuff about tanks.
\nA five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
\nYou can open all your own jars.
\nYou get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
\nIf someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
\nYour underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
\nThree pairs of shoes are more than enough.
\nYou almost never have strap problems in public.
\nYou are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
\nEverything on your face stays its original color.
\nThe same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
\nYou only have to shave your face and neck.
\nYou can play with toys all your life.
\nYour belly usually hides your big hips.
\nOne wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
\nYou can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
\nYou can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.
\nYou have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
\nYou can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24,
\nin 45 minutes.
\nNo wonder men are happier!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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