{"id":1298,"date":"2007-09-14T07:41:43","date_gmt":"2007-09-14T14:41:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/hair\/"},"modified":"2007-09-14T07:41:43","modified_gmt":"2007-09-14T14:41:43","slug":"hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/hair\/","title":{"rendered":"Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair<br \/>\nFlow it, show it<br \/>\nLong as God can grow it<br \/>\nMy hair<br \/>\nI want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy<br \/>\nSnaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty<br \/>\nOily, greasy, fleecy<br \/>\nShining, gleaming, streaming<br \/>\nFlaxen, waxen<br \/>\nKnotted, polka-dotted<br \/>\nTwisted, beaded, braided<br \/>\nPowdered, flowered, and confettied<br \/>\nBangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!&#8221;<br \/>\nFrom the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lyricsondemand.com\/soundtracks\/h\/hairlyrics\/hairlyrics.html\">lyrics for the song &#8220;Hair,&#8221; <\/a>from the musical of the same name.<br \/>\nI had my hair permed on Saturday.  The first few days after a perm I strongly resemble <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/imgres?imgurl=http:\/\/dsf.pacounties.org\/training\/lib\/training\/muppets_and_weezer.jpg&#038;imgrefurl=http:\/\/dsf.pacounties.org\/training\/cwp\/view.asp%3FA%3D2466%26Q%3D539087&#038;h=768&#038;w=1024&#038;sz=196&#038;hl=en&#038;start=61&#038;um=1&#038;tbnid=rJ5J_GTuRfbFeM:&#038;tbnh=113&#038;tbnw=150&#038;prev=\/images%3Fq%3D%2BMuppets%26start%3D60%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN\">Ralph the Dog<\/a> of Muppets fame.  If you click on the link, Ralph is in the top row, slightly to the left of center.  My hair is a bit darker now than when I was twenty (at least most of it is&#8230;) when the sun bleached it, and highlighted the copper strands.  Immediately after a perm, I have a head full of tight brown curls.<br \/>\nAt this point in the life of my perm, I tend to think &#8220;Thank God nothing lasts forever!&#8221;  As the perm is trimmed and starts to loose some of it&#8217;s curl, I complain &#8220;WHY in the world can&#8217;t I get my perms to last longer!<br \/>\nThis entry was brought to you by &#8220;The Old Hair Blues.&#8221; *G*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Flow it, show it Long as God can grow it My hair I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty Oily, greasy, fleecy Shining, gleaming, streaming Flaxen, waxen Knotted, polka-dotted &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/hair\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}