My thanks to my oldest stepson, who sends me lists! THe most recent list:
\n1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
\n2. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
\n3. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
\n4. Deja moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
\n5. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends.
\nIf they’re OK, you’re it.
\n6. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
\n7. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
\n8. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
\n9. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
\n10. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
\n11. If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.
\n12. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
\nappreciates how difficult it was.
\n13. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
\nto others.
\n14. Gravity Law: You can’t fall off the floor.
\n15. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the
\naverage man can see better than he can think.
\n16. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little-to- no influence on society.
\n17. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where
\nyou left them to where you can’t find them.
\n18. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will
\nnot be evenly distributed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My thanks to my oldest stepson, who sends me lists! THe most recent list: 1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. 2. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. 3. … Continue reading