{"id":1276,"date":"2007-07-20T16:26:39","date_gmt":"2007-07-20T23:26:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/ants\/"},"modified":"2007-07-20T16:26:39","modified_gmt":"2007-07-20T23:26:39","slug":"ants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/ants\/","title":{"rendered":"ANTS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I dream of an old &#8220;B&#8221; movie, set out in the desert, where a colony of gigantic ants is nesting&#8230;..<br \/>\n&#8220;Them&#8221; is a 1954 movie that warned of the dangers of atomic bomb testing.<br \/>\nUnfortunately, after a hiatus, we are once again inundated by ants.  It&#8217;s Dear Husband&#8217;s job to deal with them.  He has his ant-killing dowel rod.  He humanely squashes them flat, and then leaves them for the other ants to get the message that this is not a safe place to visit.  Frankly, I don&#8217;t care to have piles of ant carcases littering my floor.  Luckily, other ants will come and collect those bodies.  We assume there is a little ant cemetery somewhere in the basement.<br \/>\nProbably the only good aspect of this invasion is that I have help cleaning up after dinner. We don&#8217;t leave food out to tempt visitors, and anything found with an ant in it gets pitched.  There was one in my iced tea the other day.  YUCK!!!!<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s an ant crawling on my monitor.  What could be there to interest it??  I&#8217;d hope that it somehow gets fried in the computer, but with my luck that would make the computer crash. Go AWAY, Ant!<br \/>\nNOW HEAR THIS!  I want all ants, and all spiders&#8230;for that matter, ALL BUGS to be off the premises by 5:00 tonight!  Pack yer bags guys and GIT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dream of an old &#8220;B&#8221; movie, set out in the desert, where a colony of gigantic ants is nesting&#8230;.. &#8220;Them&#8221; is a 1954 movie that warned of the dangers of atomic bomb testing. Unfortunately, after a hiatus, we are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/ants\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}