{"id":1139,"date":"2007-01-01T16:39:29","date_gmt":"2007-01-01T23:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/friendship\/"},"modified":"2007-01-01T16:39:29","modified_gmt":"2007-01-01T23:39:29","slug":"friendship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/friendship\/","title":{"rendered":"Friendship"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve mentioned that I&#8217;m in an exercise class three days a week.  I was the baby of the class until a woman came along who beat my record by a week.  We tease back and forth, and she takes good care of Elegante Mother, who also attends the class.<br \/>\nWhen I opened my e-mail today, this was the greeting she sent:<br \/>\n2007<br \/>\nAfter serious and cautious consideration&#8230;..your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2007 !<br \/>\nIt was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!     LOL<br \/>\nMy Wish for You in 2007<br \/>\nMay peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for  $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had forget your home address! In simple words &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nMay 2007 be the best year of your life!!!<br \/>\nCould you ask for better wishes than that??? *G*<br \/>\nThanks, Pat-of-the-Back-Row!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve mentioned that I&#8217;m in an exercise class three days a week. I was the baby of the class until a woman came along who beat my record by a week. We tease back and forth, and she takes good &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/friendship\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}