{"id":104,"date":"2003-08-02T14:18:35","date_gmt":"2003-08-02T21:18:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/tush_alert\/"},"modified":"2003-08-02T14:18:35","modified_gmt":"2003-08-02T21:18:35","slug":"tush_alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/tush_alert\/","title":{"rendered":"Tush Alert!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love watching men!<br \/>\nA few years ago I was sitting with my youngest sister.  We had the oddest conversation.  Her daughters were tiny then, and she was very conscious of the fact that small children are quick to learn by observation.  Sis has always been a great watcher of men, especially their rear view.  She was trying to tell me that she felt it necessary to put an end to that terrible habit for her daughter&#8217;s sake, but as she was talking, her head swiveled to follow one particularly exceptional vision of male pulchritude.  All I could do was hoot with laughter!<br \/>\nRemember the scene from &#8220;Roxanne&#8221; where the new firefighter meets the Chief (Steve Martin), and is mesmerized by his nose?  Martin moves his nose back and forth, and the guy&#8217;s head follows the movement.  Sis is sorta like that around handsome men!  *G*<br \/>\nI was in the grocery store today, and a man walked past pushing his cart.  I just stayed where I was and watched for a bit.  What a nice tush!  I think male teens are missing a bet, wearing those darned baggy pants.  Not only do they LOOK stupid&#8230;.they are also missing out on the chance to find a girl who might  be attracted to their (ahem) figure!  That&#8217;s one thing guys in their thirties have going for them&#8230;pants that FIT.  I don&#8217;t want to see a guy in pants that are so tight there&#8217;s no room to squirm.  Pants that nicely cup the curve of the butt are just right!<br \/>\nAnother thought about those baggies&#8230;.  I was also at the car wash today.  Being a basically lazy person, I have the SUV washed for me, rather than doing it myself.  I was waiting for the guys to finish the wipe-down when a young man sat down across from me.  Guys, if you&#8217;re going to wear shorts with really wide legs, you might want to have someone teach you how to sit with your knees together.<br \/>\nI recall an episode of &#8220;Friends&#8221; that was about guys &#8220;hanging out.&#8221; I thought it was a funny, but contrived incident for a plot, and discovered today that it really happens.  This guy was sitting with his legs sprawled open.  I really TRIED not to look&#8230;..<br \/>\n*G*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love watching men! A few years ago I was sitting with my youngest sister. We had the oddest conversation. Her daughters were tiny then, and she was very conscious of the fact that small children are quick to learn &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/tush_alert\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redeaglespirit.com\/arrrgh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}