Tacky babywear is all the rage these days, and this outfit was sent to us by Grandma (the Petite Filet's mom). It says, "Can you smell my exhaust?" and is illustrated with a little muffler with a green bubble coming out of it. In reality, this is a question a healthy, red-blooded American baby never has to ask. You can smell the Riblet's exhaust from many miles away.
Here's a list of baby-bib slogans that I'd sell if I had a store that sold such things ...
• I think I'm going to puke.
• No, you eat the mushy green substance and see how you like it.
• Which one of these idiots is my Dad?
• Thar she blows!
• Please stand back, little man at work.
• I can't take it anymore!
• What was that strange noise coming from my bottom?
• Mmmm. Dog food!
• It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
• Freebird!
• Superfreak!
• If I'm the future, the world is in trouble.
• Kiss my grits!
• The diaper pail is full o'stank.
• Boob man.
• My bladder is full and I've got really bad aim.
• Pacify this, sucka!
• I'm not large, but I'm in charge.
The list can go on. Got any of your own to add?
Oh yay comments are back! Love the list and you know I think I've actually seen the "boob man" one for kids before! lol
LOL. just the other day i saw a onesie that said...
mother sucker
you can only plug one end.
Hahaha..what an awesome t-shirt!! Where can I get me one of those?
Great post.
And that picture - do your sons look a LOT alike?
So cute!
I'm thinking of printing up a dozen of those shirt for my flight software inspection process quality team.
Cute little guy!
Your baby is too cute! A little exhaust never hurt anyone.