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Yes, Siamese grapes are sure to bring us a heap of money. All I need to do now is figure out who or what the double-grapes look like so I can market them more effectively. Baby Jesus? Winston Churchill? A headless Frosty the Snowman?
I figure if someone's willing (er, dumb enough) to buy window panes and grilled-cheese sandwiches with supposed likenesses of Jesus on them, then a naturally occurring phenom such as the conjoined greenies pictured here should fetch upwards of $9 kabillions.
The upside is, if I have no takers right away, they'll become Siamese raisins and should still fetch a healthy bounty as well.
*I almost ate these grapes. What a missed opportunity** that would have been.
**I'm thinking the "missed opportunity" would have been that of a goofy blog post rather than any financial compensation.
it rather resembles a tiny alien embryo
must. have. siamese. grapes.
i hear they are more nutritious for you. but trying to separate them takes hours and is potentially fatal to one or both...
Euwww..that's like a weird grapey peanut!!