We've all seen the "Head On" commercials by now (even living under a rock exposes most people to some kind of pop culture), and the revised TV ads where the people interupt the ad and say, "I hate your commercial, but your product is amazing!" There are also variations of the product, such as "Activ On," which I'm guessing is like turbo Ben Gay. The following is a list of products we desperately need in today's modern world, although I imagine at least a few have been thought of by others ...
• Right On! Apply directly to your hipness!
• Press On! Apply directly to your beat-up emotional state!
• Ramble On! Apply directly to your babbling mouth!
• Hard On! Apply directly to, um, you know!
• DiscoFever On! Apply directly to your white liesure suit and platform shoes!
• Move On! Apply directly to your next priority!
• Game On! Apply directly to your (insert sport of choice here)!
• Gamble On! Apply directly to a slot machine or craps table near you!
• Run On! Apply directly to your badly written sentence that's a grammatically concocted nightmare oh gimme a home where the buffalo roam amen.
• Turn On! Apply directly to your former best friend 4 ever you now hate! (alternately: Use it when the Hard On doesn't work!)
• Roll On! Apply directly to your armpits!
• Play On! Apply directly to your favorite jam band!
• Drive On! Apply directly to your road trip!
• Stove On! Apply directly to your burned hand!
Any you can think of?
Clog On! Apply directly to your elevator platform disco shoes ( also see Disco On!)
Dog On! Apply directly to any smelly canine for relief.
Elephant On! Apply directly to any democrat to ensure instant chad glitches.
Fart On! Not necessary to apply directly, just wave in the direction of the funk.
Groucho On! Apply to any party guest member who refuses to join in the fun.
Katrina On! Apply to any desert locale for instant water.
Lurch On! Apply directly to underside of tongue to prevent those unsightly social gaffs.
How about that famous anti-mosquito product, "Off On?"
Come On - slap it on the guy in the cement truck at the stop light wearing the "I'd do me" shirt" giving you the universal I would love to lick you sig....for the type that just won't take the hint!
Can't believe you forgot "Rock On! Apply directly to your Motley Crue" and "Party On! Apply directly to your Gen-Xer"