Tonight, President Bush will give his annual State of the Union address. Below are some ways he will describe our Union:
0x003F Squishy, yet standing strong
0x003F Minty fresh
0x003F Powerful as a locomotive
0x003F Awesome
0x003F Way betterer than when that other guy was President
0x003F Like an island in the stream, that is what we are
0x003F A bunch of drunken Chicago Bears fans
0x003F Fergilicious!
0x003F Like a rolling stone
0x003F Neat
Advice to anyone seeking Mr. Bush�s job in the 2008 election: You might as well quit now unless you�ve already made a national name for yourself, in a good rather than bad way. Note to Sen. Clinton: The cookie-baking moms of the country will rise up to squash you. Will another worthy woman please stand up and run? It's about time.

Here we go again! What worthy woman would you suggest for the part?
I've been just way too busy to stand up and run. Any monkey will make me happier than him, though!
I vote for Angela Merkel. She looks like she could kick some ass.
Too bad she's already the President of Germany.
I think women are just too smart to run for President. We understand it's a moron's job and we have better things to do than to spend our days kissing arse.
I actually really like Hilary, but I'm uncomfortable with a husband then a wife from the same family becoming president. Same goes for fathers and sons and brothers. I think this country needs leadership from more than 2 families!
i'm ok with hilary too. she has proven that she doesn't need his opinion to state hers.
i loved it when w called the us squishy and fergilicious. oh wait. i didn't watch. let me rephrase. i loved it when you said he said squishy and fergilicious.
Puhleez...Hillary is so fake, she makes Dolly Parton look like a natural woman...
I don't even want to think about it. Back to the ostrich farm.
I wonder, how would foreign relationships be failed with a woman president? I know it's not PC, but we all know it's the truth... women don't hold a lot of esteem in some countries. Countries where we need vested foreign policy. Enter the US with Hillary... hmmmm.