"Hello, I'm Agent Yammerjaws with the TMI Department. We received a call that you've been telling stories about your sexual escapades, describing in great detail your grooming habits and throwing in the occasional potty joke. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say is likely to be much much more than anyone else wants to hear."
Well, if I'm going down I might as well take everyone else with me, right? So here are a few things that are definitely in the TMI realm ...
• I have hairy ears, like it's Follicle City from my lobes to the upper part of my ears. That's not as much of a concern as the fact that I'm younger than 40, the age at which I've heard Ear Hair can overtake one's head. Yikes!
• After years of tighty whities, and a migration to boxer-briefs, I've discovered colored boxer-briefs. Nothing like it to hide the occasional skid mark. The PF also likes them (on me, that is, or off me, er, um yeah). Double yikes!
• There's nothing quite like having sex in a car to make you feel young again (with your spouse, if you've got one). Except for maybe sex in a boat. Or in a tent. Or at your in-law's house. Triple yikes!
• Sometimes the baby's diapers contain something that resembles apple butter. This is making it easier to decide what NOT to have on my morning toast.
• Sometimes the baby's diapers contain something that resembles the consistency of instant oatmeal. This makes it easier to skip the box of Quaker's and go directly to the toast.
• Frightfulness is coming across an old photo of a hot chick in a string bikini and wondering who she is, only to flip it over and realize that it's your mom. Worse? Finding out it's your grandmother. Even worse than that? Finding out it's your uncle, who now calls herself "Sheba."
OK, these are definitely too much information. But I dare you to share something about yourself that falls in similar categories. Happy weekend!
After having had 3 kids go through the diaper stage, I never once (though, looking back I can see the resemblance) thought the contents of any used diaper looked like apple butter or oatmeal. If I had, I would probably weigh about 10 lbs less now. :-)
I find it amusing baby lets you blog.
Okay -- I've had one of those photo moments... coming across a picture of a very hot guy only to find out it was my grandfather! Yowza!
HAHAHA! Too funny.
Hub (who also is not yet 40) is also afflicted with the hairy ear thing -- guess it's more common than I thought. He uses one of those "finishing touch" things (you know, the ones with the cheesy commercials on TV), and it works great.
Also, the hot old relative pictures? Yeah. Recently I had a friend scan some old family slides on his slide scanner, and he mentioned some really hot chick who was in lots of the phots. Yep, my mom.
And the diaper stuff? Making me really glad I don't have to deal with that, ever! :)