Long ago, it was customary for a woman to leave her father's house to live in her husband's. Thankfully, for today's modern ladies, this is not only unnecessary but getting much less common (if you don't count my sister). Women today not only don't need a man, many simply don't want one.
I was reminded of the process in my own life, whereupon there were only a few years (seven to be exact) of freedom for me. I have a feeling many guys experience the same phenomenon. Basically, I went from my mom buying my underwear to my wife buying my underwear. Why is this?
Is it because some of us men don't recognize when our briefs have become too brief? Do we not feel time-worn elastic slipping to our ankles ... when we have pants on? Has too much wear and tear knocked our boxers to the mat, where they are down for the count? Don't we know there's a problem when we mistake our undies for dental floss? There is a danger, besides being painfully uncomfortable: red-blooded males in the world tend to leave "skid marks." It's much cheaper to mark one's underwear than one's favorite pair of pants. Less conspicuous, too.
Well, people, I'm taking my underwear matters into my own hands. I'm going to buy some before my wife can! Don't anybody tell her before I can make it to Target.
woohooo!!! You show the men of the world how to take charge over their own underthings!! (Your wife will thank you, I promise!)
Thanks for the laugh, T!
Never knew what was going to be in the pockets, and underpants (if they remembered to pack any)... Vacation stays from younger nephews were a bit ... dreaded. I'm pretty sure I don't want an update on their laundry.
ARG!
Which lead me to this thought:
Who would marry them anyway?!!
Three cheers for you. I'm going to have to read this one to Don.
Cas
Happy Shopping!
My husbands undies get holes in them along the back seam. I was always curious... do toots actually blow holes in them?
Hmm..so you're a briefs, not boxers man? I'm very proud of you for taking some of that burden off your wife. You could also lend a helping hand in getting rid of the skid marks yourself...
Just stay away from the tidy whities!
Should we be expecting a photo update? :-0
My husband's mom still buys him britches...is that odd?
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