I've read some things from time to time about it being so sweet and intimate to wake up and give your significant other a great big top o' the morning kiss. Yes, launching the day with a smooch is a wonderful experience. However, I cringe at the thought of bottom o' the morning breath being involved in said exchange.
The Petite Filet is of like mind on this; I'm sure we'd have some issues if one of us was all icked out by breath au naturale and the other simply threw caution to the (slightly stinky, moist) wind. There have been times in the past when the ol' itch for marital bliss has hit us mid-night or early morning, and to make our passion that much sweeter we've actually both gotten up and brushed our teeth. Yes friends, true love is being able to put "the mood" on hold while making one's mouth presentable. And then not missing a beat on the other side, of course.
So, I won't judge you (maybe a little) if you, your partner and Hal O. Tosis want to have a hairy tongue orgy to start your day. For me, minty fresh is where it's at. Your habits are mildy gross and wildly unsanitary, but they are your habits and ones I obviously won't be witnessing while I'm up flossing and gurgling Scope until the germies have scidaddled.
To further convince you that your habits are wrong, though, I'll take a note from nature. Although dogs don't really "kiss," there is a reason their mating ritual is positioned the way it is ... both of them have dog breath.
Have a mintry fresh Valentine's Day on the 14th.
It's refreshing (pardon the pun) to see I'm not the only one who won't roll over for a smooch when morning breath is involved.
What a funny post!
LOL we are of like mind...
When the urge for morning marital relations hits us, we just do it without kissing. It can be done, and everyone wins.
Oh, halitosis is a major fire extinguisher for me T-Bone!
Hahaha, funny post.
Happy St. Valentine's Day to you as well!
You mean...you mean the movies are lying about morning passion?
The Tic Tac fairy lives in Hollywood, it seems.
Happy Hearts, T-Bone!
Happy V-day. oops a few hours late. My husband and I didn't even kiss yesterday cos I was sick. Yet it was romantic, us blowing flying kisses at each other while watching olympics on TV. Hope you had a great time with your sweetie.