I watched the Stupor Bowl last night along with millions of my closest friends. I've been disappointed the past few years with the game (lame!) and the overhyped commercials that attempted to capture our attention. I was glad that the Rolling Stones did not have any wardrobe malfunctions; would have been enough to make me stop watching the spectacle forever.
In honor of one of the commercials I consider a bright spot for its completely random nature, let's play a little game. Emerald Nuts has done a good thing by allowing fans of the food to submit ideas for slogans using the words that begin with the first letters of the company name. "Eagle-eyed Machete Enthusiasts Recognize A Little Druid Networking Under The Stairs" was funny the first time I read about it a week or so ago. So, why not use your own blog name (or mine if you are blogless), to come up with something just as nutty and random?
To wit:
Troubled
Bowlers
Obliterate
New
England
Extra points for using "Texas T-bone" or a similarly long name:
T-bone
Exercises
X-ray
Abilities
So
Those
Braless
Ones
Net
Embarrassment
OK, you really challenged my brain with this one. Mine came out sounding like some abstract poetry heard in some dark, smoky underground bar.
Pretty
Regular
Items of
Very
Asinine
Thoughts
Equal
Tantalizing,
Horrific,
Ordinary, or
Underrated
Greatness
Held
To
Standards
Of
Fantasticity
Because an
Object
Of
Greatness
Is
Eventually a
Shared
Meaning
Of
Mediocrity.
This
Blog
Offers
Neverending
Enlightenment
:-)
My
Own
Nightmares
Keep
Everyone
Young
By
Utilizing
The
Truth,
Maintaining
Undying
Searches
Involving
Nudists,
Guiness, and
Snacks
;D