Spamalot

Dear Internet Friend,

My name is Mzeawbabwe Reyutkahahooya, and I am taking over T-bone's blog today to make a plea for your assistance. My cousin is the prince of Spamstakistan on the unknown continent of Yourwalletplease in the Agean Sea. His people are about to storm his castle, but to protect the family's financial assets, I need your bank account number so I can wire you $1 million in U.S. currency.

If you respond within the next 24 hours, I can also share our secret family formulas for curing erectile disfunction, making your schlong longer and making your breasts appear fuller. If you don't believe me, then take a look at my pornographic Web cam, where horny college coeds who have used these products want to meet you and have lots of sex. I can also tell you the phone number to my offshore pharmaceutical company, which sells all the meds you need real cheap.

My second cousin is a stock trader and has hot tips on companies that are about to make lots of money. You want in? I can get you his number, just so long as you send your Social Security number, copy of your passport and that bank account number. My uncle sells real estate, and he has some property real cheap that is worth trillions. You want in? Just e-mail me your information.

Lastly, dear Internet Friends, I know you will help my family protect the money we have, uh, collected from the unsuspecting people of Emailia, which is a nation of miscreants who stare at computer screens all day. If you act now, I can get you a genuine Rolex watch for only 49.95 (plus international shipping).

Thank you for your time and consideration in helping us.

With deepest sincerity,
M.R.