I've been really busy lately, conducting a scientific study into why 4 out of 5 Toyota Prius drivers are morbidly obese. There seems to be no scientific reason for this, but there is a politico-economic undertone. I've found concrete evidence that the federal government is secretly offering subsidies to portly people to encourage them to drive the small hybrid automobiles. The reason?
To offset the emissions that the drivers themselves produce after consuming a diet almost solely composed of high fat and protein. I'm not pulling your leg, and please, don't pull any fingers!
That is all.
That is an interesting theory. It reminds me of another one I read - that most people who drive white Acuras are Asian men under 5'8". I'm not sure if that's true either. But I know 3 of them.
THAT is a riot!
Teh heee!!! I didn't know where that was going!
That's a pretty creative theory! I always thought that methane could be a good source of power.