If you're ever in the desert on a camel with no name, and it starts to get a little thirsty, give it a 20-ounce bottle of Pepsi Wild Cherry. There is something magical about it, because I've had to pee 40 times since having one a couple of hours ago.
Coming tomorrow: two milestones with one bird (or, if I drink too much Pepsi, a kidney stone the size of a bird). See ya.

for some reason, when i read the title of this post, i thought it said "the camel's toe." not quite the same sentiment.
I pee 40 times after lunch every day but I can't stay off the diet Pepsi.