One of my co-workers' vehicles was in the shop yesterday and I was insanely jealous. She lives close enough to ride her bicycle to the office, and did just that. It made me remember the times I did that at my previous job.
I'd ride my bike to work in the morning, and ride home for lunch. Then I'd take a car back up to work. Momma didn't raise no fool: negotiating rush-hour traffic on a bike is too harrowing. I want to be surrounded by steel at those times!
Now there are 10 miles and several clogged highways between home and work. Biking isn't a viable option, especially because there's no readily available place to shower after such a long ride. I have to drive to work every day (even public transit isn't available). Because I don't talk on a cell phone while I drive, it lets me pay attention and notice the cars around me.
Here's some of the models I've seen lately. Maybe you've seen these cars around you, too, or maybe you own one:
Acura Fickle
Audi Innie
BMW 745imakemoremoneythanyoudo
Buick LeSucker
Cadillac Cruella deVille
Cadillac Escapade
Chevy Avalanche Victim
Chrysler PT Loser
Dodge Me
Ferrari Phallus
Ford Exploder
Ford Probe (this is funny enough as is)
Honda According to Garp
Honda Civic Disobediance
Hummer Dinger
Hyundai Sante Claus
Isuzu Rodeo Clown
Jaguar XYZ-PDQ
Jeep Persecuted Native American Tribe
Kia Diaharrio
Lexus RUkiddingme?
Lincoln Log
Mercedes C3PO
Mercury Mistake
Mini Pooper
Mitsubishi Sushi
Nissan Minima
Nissan Tetanus
Oldsmobile Taco Supreme
Pontiac Trans Plant
Porsche Dial 9-1-1
Rolls Royce Smoky Cloud
Saab Story
Saturn Spew
Subaru Forester Gump
Toyota Crapola
Volkswagen Dung Beetle
Volvo Meatball
Happy motoring this weekend, Internet people!

those were great!! lol
"whose more the fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi
I loved your post. your the best.
Happy Friday!
I'm dying laughing here, T-bone. You are so creative!
I like Saab Story.
Where do you come up with this stuff?! Oh yeah, during rush hour.
(I will now forever think of my car as a Crapola. Thanks a lot...)