It worked for Seinfeld

Here's my second post of the day, and it's about nothing! It breaks several standards of good blogging, too. I talk about the weather, what I had for lunch, how I feel and how cool my dog is. Sue me!

• It's a bright, beautiful clear day outside. Lots of sun.
• I had a peanut-butter-and-strawberry jelly sandwich for lunch. With chips (tortilla) and an apple (Fuji).
• The cooler weather is making my head yeeyaw in allergenic repulsion. I've sneezed more times today than the entire population of China does in a week. I've also blown enough snot out of my nose to create a rushing river. Anybody up for tubing? Greenwater rafting? Ewwww.
• My dog is so cool, she can tell time. She stinks, though. And she licks herself more than a furry lollipop. She's also one of the prettiest dogs in the world, except maybe for hers. My dog can also herd sheep, although we don't have any. Bummer!
• Remember when I ranted and raved about politics and religion in the same post? Oh yeah, that was earlier today.
• I hate how people drive around here. Either too fast or not fast enough. Like they own the road, or like they're just borrowing it and afraid to break it.
• Hey, why do drunks need one for the road? The road is already laid out flat.
• Check out this post about just commenting on where you live and whether you like it. So smart! I thought about doing something called "The Hello Project" that would have involved giving out my home phone number and asking people to just call and say hello. Then I wised up and figured I didn't want to do that.