Hey! I haven't done this in a long time. It's time for some stupid haikus! What's a haiku? It is a Japanese form of poetry with three lines, the first of five syllables, the second of seven and the third of five, usually about nature. Of course, there's nothing natural about most of what I write. In fact, the following verses are about dirty dirty, unnatural things. Apologies in advance, people.
Don't have to be old
To be a dirty old man
Check out those hooters
Spam e-mails abound
Big tits, wee willies, teen queens
Wish they'd send pictures
Married life's struggle
I want sex, she's out shopping
For granny undies
Sorry for the farts
But you did all the cooking
I love cheesey beans!
Another bad joke
Coffee shoots out through your nose
Bet that really hurts
Ask me why I'm blue
Blonde hair in sweaty bed sheets
Smurfette, a hot babe
That hot girl next door
She makes all the boys go wild
Charging by the hour
Foot funk in high heels
Smoke, vomit, marriage license
Vegas strikes again
Nude beaches are fun
Seeing all the bronzed buttocks
With sand crammed inside
Watch those things jiggle
You know what I'm talking 'bout
Like a Jell-O bra
Peter Piper picked
But she didn't want to know
His pickled pepper
Belly button lint
A good reason not to pierce
Ring helps it collect
Redemption haiku
Love makes the world go around
What was I saying?
First time for all things
Ye virgins of the haiku
Try it for yourself
LOL, funny.
you are so very warped.
lol .. those are great!! :)
Let me try this:
Jenna and Barbra
Presidential party twins
I have unclean thoughts
Cowboy Stadium
Do we really need new one?
Jerry Jones thinks so
ive missed you t-bone
glad to be back now fo sho
i wont leave again
You have a gift, although the one about the farts and the cheesy beans hits a little too close to home for me...ahh married life!
From a hidden lookout onto my garden:
Gripping small pistols
Chubby cheeks crammed with seeds
Bandit squirrels Rule!
In ode to The Herd in Cowtown:
Slow cow with long horns
Lumbering along the street
Does not like the bricks