Mad Libs – The Blog Edition
Remember Mad Libs? Come on, you know you do! Those books that called for someone to supply a noun, verb, etc., without that person knowing the context. The result was a story that usually made little sense and was generally hilarious. Do they still make those? They should. Just in case they’ve become extinct, I’ll relive the memories here by creating an online game for you to play.
Supply words asked for below WITHOUT clicking on “Read More” (that will take you to the story you’ve created). After you’ve picked your words (and written them down or something), you can read your little story. Fun, huh? Stupid, huh? Yes and yes! Let's go!
1. Your name (proper noun)
2. Someone else’s name (proper noun, opposite sex)
3. Public place (noun)
4. Activity (verb)
5. Occupation (noun)
6. Mode of transportation (noun)
7. Article of clothing (noun)
8. Name of U.S. President, living or dead (proper noun)
9. Circus animal (noun)
10. Body part (noun)
11. Name of relative (noun)
12. State of being (adverb)
13. Pet (noun)
14. Activity (verb)
15. Swear word (noun)
Hey, when you're done, leave your answers in the comments so we can all have a laugh or whatever!
The Blind Date
On Friday, (1) had a blind date with (2), and they are planning to meet in/at the (3) before going to drinks and – if they hit it off – to dinner and maybe a little (4). (1) doesn’t really like blind dates because you never know who you are going to meet. The first time (1) agreed to go on a blind date, the other person was a (5) and had definitely served some time in prison. It turned (1) off to blind dates until his/her friend convinced him/her that (2) was quite a catch.
When the time came, (1) got onto/into his/her (6) and went to the (3). He/she looked around and spotted the person who must have been (2) because he/she was wearing a (7).
“Hello, you must be (2),” (1) said. “How are you doing?”
“Pretty good. You must be (8). Nice to meet you.”
“I am not (8). What on earth would make you think that? Do I look like (8)? I think I am totally offended. I never should have agreed to this date.”
“I’m just kidding. I know you’re (1). Do you want to go back to my place for a little (4)?”
“Jump back there, (2). I’m not that kind of (9). You are a real pain in the (10). Good grief, are blind dates the only dates you can get? I would never (4) with you even if you were the last person on Earth. I really should have listened to my (11).”
“Calm down, (1). I’m so so (12) I offended you. Believe me, I would have no real intention of (4) with (8). And I rarely do that on the first date. I’m not a/an (9) either. I’m more of a (13) kind of person. Now, let’s start over. My name is (2), and it’s very nice to (14) you. Now, how about we go get a couple of drinks and talk like rational people.”
“OK, I guess I can go with that, (2). So, what do you do for a living?”
“I’m a (5).”
“Oh, (15).”
The End.
1. T-bone
2. Joan of Arc
3. Library
4. Breakdancing
5. Lawyer
6. Scooter
7. Pith helmut
8. Millard Fillmore
9. Elephant
10. Pinky toe
11. Aunt Jiffypop
12. Insane
13. Ferret
14. Watering the lawn
15. Pistachio!
1. Tina
2. Kevin
3. Stanley Park
4. Skateboarding
5. Hot dog vendor
6. Scooter
7. Sarong
8. Clinton
9. Dancing Bear
10. Elbow
11. Samantha
12. Ecstatic
13. Riley
14. Cleaning the toilet
15. fucko
1.She-Dork
2.Sir Ian McKellen
3.Six Flags
4.Spelunking
5.pressure-washer
6.horse-drawn carriage
7.leg warmers
8.Jimmy Carter
9.lion
10.earlobe
11.KSA (my husband)
12.leisurely
13.gerbil
14.bowling
15.shitbox
Okay. I am going to be brave and post these before I read the paragraph. My apologies to all involved...
1. teahouseblossom
2. T-bone
3. public bathroom
4. shuffleboard
5. male nurse
6. skateboard
7. mittens
8. Zachary Taylor
9. monkey
10. ear
11. grandmother
12. Zen
13. fish
14. running
15. Rats!!
1. allison
2. joseph
3. ballpark
4. drinking
5. car salesman
6. bmw
7. bra
8. George W.
9. Elephant
10. hand
11. uncle
12. happy
13. dog
14. sex
15. sonnuvamotha...
Okay, I didn't do your Mad Libs, but I was lucky enough to find the real thing at a store not too long ago. They're still hilarious!!