As worthwhile as much of the Internet is, there is a lot of trash. I don't have to tell you this: you've found a little pocket of rubbish here, haven't you? Type in any word in a search field and you're bound to get something, whether it's what you expected or something less savory.
A person could sit at the computer all day taking worthless quizzes and tests to see what kind of circus animal they'd be, or if they're good in bed, or if they'd make a good boss, or what the colors of their cars say about their personalities. Such generalized topics are hard to take seriously and should not be considered a good judge of a person. Most of us know it's just for fun, I hope.
Here's a few of my own quizzes with which you may test yourself:
How to tell if you're a bad kisser
• Does the person you want to kiss run screaming from the room when you make your move?
• Do houseplants wither if you breathe on them?
• Can you taste anything you've eaten in the past 24 hours on your lips?
• Has your tongue ever been described as a "sh*t popsicle?"
• Do dogs refuse to lick your face?
• Do you slobber or drool?
If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you may be a bad kisser.
How to tell if you should run for political office
• Have you ever stolen anything worth more than $5?
• Can you lie with a straight face?
• Ever done something really dumb that will come back to haunt you during a campaign?
• Does having power make you giggle?
• Are you willing to put your family through hell just so you can have a spot in history?
If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, appoint a campaign treasurer and get ready to shake hands and kiss babies.
How to tell if you can be a rock star.
• Can you sleep in a different bed (with new people) every night?
• Do you like drugs, alcohol and loud music?
• Can we just use your pretty face and nice body, but have someone else actually sing?
• Would you consider full frontal nudity in your music videos?
• Can we mold you into what we want you to be, making every note that comes from your mouth derivative and bland (because that sells) as you become just another small cog in the multimedia money-making machine?
If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, get ready to wear flashy clothes and grope groupies until the cows come home.
How to tell if you are getting too much sex.
• Do people refer to you as "The Sex Goddess" or "Mr. Studpants"?
• Do people just want to use you for tawdry weeklong orgies, but won't make you breakfast?
• Do you own a leash, but not own a dog?
• Are your "particulars" sore?
• Have you ever appeared in an amateur or professional video in which you slapped someone's bare buttocks, made love upside down or were completely covered in Crisco?
If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, I'd go to your doctor right away to have that weird rash checked out.
How to tell if you're a man (or a woman).
• Do you routinely forget to take out the garbage (Do you routinely have to remind someone to take out the garbage)?
• Are you able to pee standing up (Do you get frustrated when the toilet seat is not in the proper position for urination)?
• Are you from Mars (Are you from Venus)?
• Do you leave your nasty, sweaty socks on the bedroom floor (Do you have to avoid someone else's nasty, sweaty socks on the bedroom floor)?
• Do you have a p*nis (Do you not have a p*nis)?
If you answered "yes" or "no" to any of these questions, you're probably a man or a woman.
Do you blog?
• Do you see or do things during the day and immediately think, 'That would make a great blog entry!'
• Do you log onto the Internet and write about your opinions or personal life where other people can read it?
• Have you ever been upset because your comments service was down?
• Have you ever spent a large portion of your workday seeing what other bloggers are up to?
• Have you ever posted a photo on the Internet of yourself when you're drunk?
• Ever regretted something you've posted?
• Ever lost a job because of your blog?
• When you talk, do you use imaginary emoticons at the end of each sentence? :-)
If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you may be a blogger.
What a relief to know these things about ourselves!
Mr. Studpants? LMAO....
Someone actually hit came to my blog after googling "fun things to do in Omaha". I would guess they were disappointed since I can't remember the last time I posted about having fun in Omaha.
haaa... you make me laugh... that is exactly what i have been doing all day... caught you by miss josephine-secret agent... heeee... funny r u in my mind, on this day... heeee... man.. clicked on you and wowza, ur post made just defined my day! yikes... see ya =^.^=
I'm a woman, but unfortunately I'm the one with the nasty of habit of leaving my sweaty socks on the floor!
:o)