• If you’re going to charge me $1.60 per gallon for gasoline, at least make sure the pump works properly and I don’t have to hold the nozzle to make gas come out.
• If “WASH ME” is written in the dirt on a car’s back window, it should be written backwards so the driver sees it in the rearview mirror. If the “WASH ME” remains for more than two weeks, the driver should lose his or her license.
• If you can’t park it between the lines, you shouldn’t own it.
• If you think you’re so special that you take up three parking spaces on purpose, you should be forced to watch your car used in a crash-test demonstration. Over and over and over.
• If you decide your pickup truck’s bed makes a good trash can, you should be sentenced to six months trash-cleaning duty on the busiest freeway in the world.
• Don’t buy a four-wheel-drive vehicle if your idea of off-roading is driving in the mall parking lot.
• When you decide it’s funny to stick pieces of cheese to your neighbor’s windshield, make sure it’s on a hot, sunny day. Velveeta through the sunroof is another fun game.
• It takes just as long to buy an ugly car than it does to buy a pretty one.
• All bumperstickers should be written in Pig Latin.
• Iya aymay ebay owslay, utbay I’mya aheadya ofya ouya.
I dont know Pig Latin. whats that say?
Dew
Okay, according to your rules, I have just lost my license and my car. Not fair!
I want to revoke the licenses of those people that have the decals of dudes peeing on something...
I agree. Especially the ones where they steal the trademark of Calvin, and have him doing naughty things involving urination.
"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you."
i love the cheese idea...a whole lot.
The cheese reminded me of Peeps, the little marshmallow chicks and bunnies, stuck on windshields. Just lick 'em and they stick. Cute and timely with Easter coming up. Who could get mad about something so cute? At least not until they have to clean them off...