I didn't read this e-mail, but the subject line was awfully intriguing ...
Results so good, you'll need new underwear.
What on Earth are they talking about? Here's some possibilities:
Penile Enlargement the most likely explanation.
A New Herbal Laxitive you never know when it will hit ya!
Herbal Supplement that Makes You Sexier you're gonna get lucky, so you better be prepared!
Whatever It Is Will Send You Straight to The Doctor don't get caught with your pants down and holes in your unmentionables!
An Invitation to the World's Scariest Rollercoaster
Weight-Loss Pills you'll be half the person you were before.
Tips on Winning the International Pull-My-Finger Championships makes a great Father's Day gift ... it's a real gas!
Got any good spam lately? Ha, "good spam" cracks me up.

LOL! Thats pretty good! Naw, spam is bad, I delete it on contact!
Have a good one!
Dew
or maybe its something that makes everyone look just so good that... BAM... well anyway. you would need to change undies.
I get spam for penile enlargement all the time. I just can't decide if I want to try it...