A Bit o' Spam

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I didn't read this e-mail, but the subject line was awfully intriguing ...

Results so good, you'll need new underwear.

What on Earth are they talking about? Here's some possibilities:

• Penile Enlargement – the most likely explanation.
• A New Herbal Laxitive – you never know when it will hit ya!
• Herbal Supplement that Makes You Sexier – you're gonna get lucky, so you better be prepared!
• Whatever It Is Will Send You Straight to The Doctor – don't get caught with your pants down and holes in your unmentionables!
• An Invitation to the World's Scariest Rollercoaster
• Weight-Loss Pills – you'll be half the person you were before.
• Tips on Winning the International Pull-My-Finger Championships – makes a great Father's Day gift ... it's a real gas!

Got any good spam lately? Ha, "good spam" cracks me up.

3 Comments

LOL! Thats pretty good! Naw, spam is bad, I delete it on contact!

Have a good one!
Dew

or maybe its something that makes everyone look just so good that... BAM... well anyway. you would need to change undies.

I get spam for penile enlargement all the time. I just can't decide if I want to try it...

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